Sarthak’s Guide to Suicide: Season 2

After the super feedback (directly from hell and heaven) of my first book, here I present its second edition. Read to enjoy some more innovative methods of Suicides. :P Continue reading »

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Which sperm is your IPL team?

Dr. Chaddha, the fertility specialist, is back. After making the life of Vicky Donor, he has been appointed by IPL to analyze the sperms of each team. This is what he has to say about the sperms of each team- Delhi Daredevils- Dabanng sperm Llike name, like sperm- fearless i.e. DABANGG. With such a strong … Continue reading »

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AGREEMENT OF LOVE

ARTICLES OF LOVE AGREEMENT made at college canteen this 14th day of February ,2012,BETWEEN Mr. Phass Gya Re Bechara, residing at facebook chat and mobile texts, hereinafter referred to as “BOYFRIEND ”  of the one part. AND Ms. Mil Gya Koi Kharcha karane wala, residing at shopping malls, cafes and expensive restaurant ” hereinafter called … Continue reading »

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Balance Sheet of My Life as on 30th June 2011

Notes To Accounts forming part of Financial Statements: The delay in publication of Balance Sheet has been due to unforeseeable events occurring after the Balance Sheet date. ‘Standards of Life’ have been followed in the conduct and preparation of these life statements, but wherever necessary such standards have been broken. There have been significant changes … Continue reading »

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My Life in Year 2011 (Part II)

Click Here for Part I The World Cup, KKR, Rishikesh- And I thought nothing can better than this first half of year. But despite the absence of any such incident, I will still rate second half as a beautiful period of life. This second half was about those small little things of daily routine that … Continue reading »

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My Life in Year 2011 (Part I)

Also Read: My Life in Year 2010 My Life in Year 2009 In 2010 when my friend asked me, how was year,  my reply was, “For some mine was perhaps a dream year, but I am yet to figure out if it really is MY DREAM.” If I had to answer the same question for … Continue reading »

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Can’t we bribe the government to pass the Jan Lokpal Bill?

Peope call him the nest JP or the second Gandhi, but neither have I seen JP or Gandhi. For me, he is only Anna Hazare- the person whom the whole nation supported and trusted. So much for a bill and what we get in the end- NOTHING! Quick Recap Year 2010: Commonwealth- 70000 crores, 2G- 150000 … Continue reading »

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WordPress Review 2011

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2011 annual report for this blog. Here’s an excerpt: A New York City subway train holds 1,200 people. This blog was viewed about 5,800 times in 2011. If it were a NYC subway train, it would take about 5 trips to carry that many people. Click here to … Continue reading »

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Excuses NOT to be given for office leave

Not going for office today? I am sure you don’t want to try any of the excuses below for being absent.   1. I am going on a date with your daughter- This excuse will surely have you leaves granted for lifetime! 2. I am sitting on an anshan in support of the people of … Continue reading »

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How to get a seat in the Delhi Metro?

This blog post is applicable only if you satisfy all the following conditions: 1. You are a regular metro commuter. 2. You are a men 3. You are aged between 15-50 (provided you still haven’t got white hairs) 4. You are uneducated or you won’t mind being called educated illiterate. 5. You value a seat … Continue reading »

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Some of the toughest things in life….

- Untangling your earphone wires – Watching delhi belly with your parents – Searching for the remote – Getting up from the bed to switch off the lights, especially in winters – Spending a day without facebook – Spending an hour without cellphone – Finding the remote – Being on time (atleast for me it … Continue reading »

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