Sarthak’s Guide to Suicide

Read it and enjoy it! Its nothing much than that!

Bored of same old methods of hanging yourself from fan (not the table fan!), or jumping from the rooftop, or taking sleeping pills or cutting your nerves??? Let’s try something new, something different, some innovative methods of COMMITTING SUICIDE.

So here I present to you all My All New Book GUIDE TO SUICIDE

Not only this. Especially for my blog readers, who love me so much (?!?!), I am also presenting here 10 methods of suicide from this book. (but for Katrina’s wallpapers u will have to buy the book!)


1) FLUSH YOUR MIND: Put your head in toilet seat at an angle of 73° and flush it!

2) CAR ACCIDENT: Run, run and run hard, and crash yourself in a parked car (not movig car, as it may apply breaks or change it’s direction)

3) BABA RAMDEV STYLE: While watching Baba Ramdev’s CD, as soon as he says breathe out, PAUSE IT!

4)WATCH THEM: (recommended only for professional suiciders) Get yourself DVDs of Drona, Ramu ki Aag and Tashan.

5)USE YOUR HANDS:(easiest one!) You have two hands and a neck. Suffocate yourself!

6)CRACK A JOKE: Crack a joke in front of Katrina Kaif. She has a killer smile!

7) BE A SPULRGE: Buy expensive articles because health is wealth. No wealth= no health= no life.

8) THE OVERWEIGHT EFFECT:(only for guys!) Inform your gf, ‘ You have become overweight!’

9) NUCLEAR BLAST: Buy a nuclear bomb from Obama. Keep it with you and press the trigger (Not to be used if u live in or near Delhi)

10) OBVIOUSLY: Buy my book. 15days money back! 100% results guaranteed!! Price: Your one smile :-)

P.S.: All the methods and practices described here have not even been performed by experts suiciders. So dont try to attempt or duplicate them in any form


Author: sarthakg

A terrible dancer, an abrasive singer and a Chartered Accountant, Sarthak Goyal has been penning his mind through the blog ‘Something. Nothing. Everything’ since 2009. In whatever little time he gets away from sleep, he works for his venture,

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