Why you should have a GIRLFRIEND

@galz: U might need to reincarnate yourself as a guy, in order to go beneath the layer of wat is actually written! Read at ur own risk!!

CONTAINS BOLD MATTER. PARENTAL GUIDANCE RECOMMENDED
(meaning: Keep ur parents away!)

Wow.. I m only few minutes away from creating a history. In few minutes, I m going to become the FIRST “SINGLE” MAN to ‘publically’ accept the need of having a girlfriend (Hey cmon, atleast dont lie to yourself, deep in ur heart dont u also desire a gf?)

 

So here are my top 10 of WHY TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND:

1) Once u have a gf, u don’t need to visit Youtube or rent CDs from your friends

2)In this multiplex-producers dispute, you won’t mind watching older movies again and again in an empty hall

3) Your parents won’t b worried that their son is a gay!

4) After having a gf, u can give rest to ur ‘wild’ imaginations!! (Imaginations??)

5) You, no longer, need to fight with ur frndz without any reason. Now u have a very noble reason to fight with them. (Galz are the roots of all the trees called fight!)

6) Free Campus Bulletin. “hi janu, yesterday a little bird told me that Priyanka is seeing Mayank. Bloody bitch! Last month she was with Kunal and now…”

7) You never fail to remember to carry your wallet and cellphone with you

8) You get ur assignments always completed on time. “Hey, can u plz get me the phone nmbr of Anita through ur girlfriend and I promise to complete ur assignment on time.”

9) You have someone to talk about sumthing other than sex and cricket

10)Last but not the least: A Board which reads- “FREE ENTRY FOR COUPLES”

 

So wat r u waiting 4?? The time has come to burn other’s asses with jealousy!!

 

After having the gf(or gfs!!), you may also desire to read this: “Sarthak’s Guide To Suicide

P.S.: I am still that decent Sarthak you know!! ;-)

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Author: sarthakg

A terrible dancer, an abrasive singer and a Chartered Accountant, Sarthak Goyal has been penning his mind through the blog ‘Something. Nothing. Everything’ since 2009. In whatever little time he gets away from sleep, he works for his venture, DTHConnect.com.

12 thoughts on “Why you should have a GIRLFRIEND”

  1. oye sarthak gf dhuna na fir..dhundta to hai na aur aise aise articles likhta reheta hai..bandar..vaise nice reasons..

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