Scare Tactics

ωHalloween Specialω

How to beat the pants off of your friend?

1) Gift your friend the DVD of Ram Gopal Varma’s, starring Vivek Oberoi, “Rakth Charitra”

2) Wear a ghost mask and suddenly appear in front of your friend. If the ghost mask doesn’t work, just remove it. Your face will surely scare the hell out of your friend.

3) Ask your friend to enroll in CA course. This will surely turn his/her life into a nightmare.

4) Carry a chainsaw with you with some red-spots on it.

5) Quietly change your name in your friend’s phonebook to “Your death” and then call him/her at 12 midnight.

6) Congratulate your friend that his gf is pregnant! :O

7) Put a real gun on your friend’s head and ask him to get scared or you will shoot him! (“darro ya marro!”)

8) While chatting with your friend online, suddenly go invisible! And once invisible, take tips from movies like Mr. India or Invisible.

9) Start seducing your same sex friend! (But beware! It may backfire if your friend turns out to be ‘not so straight’)

10) Take my name, Sarthak. Even the bravest creature will get scared off! :P

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Author: sarthakg

A terrible dancer, an abrasive singer and a Chartered Accountant, Sarthak Goyal has been penning his mind through the blog ‘Something. Nothing. Everything’ since 2009. In whatever little time he gets away from sleep, he works for his venture, DTHConnect.com.

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