How to propose a girl?

1. Proposing the accountant ways:

– Will you accept me as a liability in your life, so that you remain an asset in all my Balance Sheets?

– I, <your name>, promises you dividend throughout the lifetime. Will you subscribe to the shares of my heart?

– Thank God, there are some gains on which government doesn’t charge income tax. Else I would have to keep you in a swiss bank.

– Ok. Lets get it straight. I will spend a maximum of Rs. 500 on you per month including tax. Will you be my girlfriend in this amount?

2. The engineer’s style way of proposing:

– Today, I got to know why I didn’t make it to the IIT, because you were here.

– You know you are the most beautiful girl in the whole class (so what if you are the only girl in the class of 40! :P).

– Einstein (or Newton, whosoever!) gave the rule that every action has equal and opposite reaction. Today I want to check that rule… Dear, I HATE you.

– Your mom and dad must be the greatest engineers in the world. That’s why they created a marvel like you.

– Can we work together to engineer a child for us?

3. The medical style proposals:

– From the day I have seen you, my brain is releasing pheromones, dopamine, norepinephrine, and serotonin resulting in increased heart rate, loss of appetite and sleep. Please cure me!

– I am asking you last time. Is you answer yes? Else, tomorrow they will have another body in mortuary to conduct experiments. (And no dear, it won’t be me my body!)

– You can’t be a doctor! Doctors save life. And you kill them with your smile!

– No pacemaker can regulate my heartbeat when you are there in front of me.

4. Cricket fan’s love proposal:

– Will you be my Sakshi and I be your Dhoni?

– Do you know what’s the one thing that pleases me more than Sachin’s straightdrive? Your smile :)

– Hey, India is not having any matches next month. So I was wondering if we could….

– Would you like to go on a date with me at Ferozshah Kotla?

– Sachin has got his Cup, when will I get mine?

5. Corrupt official can propose too!

– For my whole life, I have accepted bribe. But today, I want to do something different. Take this Rs.100 note and become my gf.

– This Anna Hazare can stop me from coorruption, but no-one can stop me from loving you.

– Accept my proposal, else I am sitting on aamaran-anshan

7. A roadie: *beep* *beep* immunity *beep* *beep*

8. A FB addict : I “LIKE” you.

9. Fashion designer: See, you don’t have any other option. All other guys are gay!

10. DU style:  Hey when are you having a breakup? I just had one with my gf.

11. SMS Addict: No Santa, no Banta, neither Daya, nor ACP Pradyuman, not even Rajnikanth. All my message cards are wasted in nobody, but YOU.

12. A journolist: BREAKING NEWS! I love You!! BREAKING NEWS!!!

Statutory Warning: All these are untested methods. I wish I had someone who I could have tested them. User discretion advised while copying, imitating them.


Also Read:

> Why you should have a girlfriend? 

> Caught with your Valentine on a date 

> Guide to Suicide: Season 1 & Season 2


Author: sarthakg

A terrible dancer, an abrasive singer and a Chartered Accountant, Sarthak Goyal has been penning his mind through the blog ‘Something. Nothing. Everything’ since 2009. In whatever little time he gets away from sleep, he works for his venture,

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