Not going for office today?
I am sure you don’t want to try any of the excuses below for being absent.
1. I am going on a date with your daughter- This excuse will surely have you leaves granted for lifetime!
2. I am sitting on an anshan in support of the people of Honalulu- Still if you are not granted leave, sit on an anshan in front of your office.
3. I have been kidnapped. They want you, my boss, to pay the ransom.
4. I died today at 5:30AM- Doctors are trying hard. Hopefully, I will be alive by next week.
5. Your company sucks! I have the interview for my new job – And then imagine if you don’t get selected in that interview :-/
6. I have some urgent work on facebook- C’mon is there anything more important than updating your fb status?
7. Today is the International Day for Pillows. And me, my pillow and my bed have plans to celebrate it together till late afternoon.
8. I have to go on a secret mission on Indo-China border- I am a RAW agent. I request you to please keep it a secret. The whole Earth is in danger, and only I can save it from the end.
9. Sir, you keep saying that I piss you off. That’s why I have decided, only for your sake, that I wont be annoying you today. I will stay at home and will let you do your work peacefully.
10. Sir, Mr. Rajnikanth came in my dreams yesterday and he has advised me not to go to the office today.
11. I am busy listening to Kolaveri.