ARTICLES OF LOVE AGREEMENT made at college canteen this 14th day of February ,2012,BETWEEN
Mr. Phass Gya Re Bechara, residing at facebook chat and mobile texts, hereinafter referred to as “BOYFRIEND ” of the one part.
Ms. Mil Gya Koi Kharcha karane wala, residing at shopping malls, cafes and expensive restaurant ” hereinafter called “GIRLFRIEND ” of the Other part.
WHEREAS the Boyfriend is a despo who would do anything to flaunt a girlfriend.
AND WHEREAS the said Girlfriend, whose x-boyfriend has ran out of money, is in search of a new bakra.
AND WHEREAS the Girlfriend has received the request from the said Boyfriend on facebook to accept him as contractual boyfriend which the girlfriend agreed to do with effect from 14th February, 2012 on such terms and conditions, in written agreed by the girlfriend and boyfriend.
THE BOYFRIEND HEREBY AGREES ASFOLLOWS :-
1. To recharge the mobile of girlfriend and all her friends as and when demanded by her irrespective of the time and of the pocket money boyfriend is left with;
2. To take the said girlfriend on a date, every month, in a restaurant which is well outside his budget, on or before the first weekend of the month.
3. To pay all the coffee and the restaurant bills along with a hefty tip to the waiter.
4. To alter, renovate or change any part of his nature or habit, which, as per the requirement of the girlfriend or which she considers, is necessary for the boyfriend to change ;
5. Not to do or intend to do or even think about doing anything which may involve any part of the body of boyfriend coming into contact with any part of the body of girlfriend.
6. To like and comment on any status update of girlfriend or any photo upload or any other post by her, within 120 seconds of such a post.
7. Not to watch, think or even talk about anything which is, anyhow, remotely related to cricket except if it involves Yuvi.
8. Not to talk to, hang out with, or have any sorts of contact including visiting their profile or receiving or sending any forwarded message or whatsoever with any person which the girlfriend deems to be unfit for their relationship, irrespective of the fact whether that person is boyfriend’s best friend or any family member .
THE GIRLFRIEND HEREBY AGREES AS FOLLOWS :-
9. That the Boyfriend paying all her expenses and abiding all her conditions herein reserves the right to be the exclusive person to tolerate all her mood swings, to fulfill all her demands and to be only person whom she will wake up at 2 AM for the reason beyond the understanding of any human being.
10. That the Girlfriend and her friends, cousins, agents, servants or any other person in whatsoever way related to the girlfriend shall have full liberty to order any work to the boyfriend and the boyfriend, is no condition shall deny it.
11. The Boyfriend shall be responsible for any fights or arguments or debate or conflicts caused by whatsoever reason or without any reason, and shall be the one who will apologize to the girlfriend.
12. The Boyfriend shall, on execution of this Agreement, deposit with the girlfriend all his peace and happiness which shall continue to remain as deposit as long as the agreement is not terminated by the girlfriend.
13. The Girlfriend confirms that she has received a diamond ring from the boyfriend as Premium for letting him being her boyfriend.
14. The Boyfriend hereby agrees to abide by all the demands and acquisition of the girlfriend, which is part and parcel of this Agreement.
15. The Boyfriend hereby agrees and confirms that the said girlfriend is his only girlfriend and the boyfriend shall not change it under any circumstances.
In witnesses whereof the BOYFRIEND and the GIRLFRIEND have put in their respective signatures to this Agreement on the date and year first above written in the presence of the following witnesses:
1. Girlfriend’s Best Friend
Jiju, You are the best!
2. Boyfriend’s Friends
Harami, zyaadi hi bandi baazi aa rhi hai!