Freaking News: Always Breaking!

Some news which are permanent…

These are such news which can be found as BREAKING NEWS  on any time of any day!

Pakistan Cricket again in Controversy.

The latest allegations on the Pakistan’s player by the XYZ Newspaper has given rise to yet another controversy in Pak’s cricket. PCB Chief Ijaz Butt has called the controversy as an attempt by western media to defame Pakistan’s cricket. ICC in its official statement has promised to look upon the matter and take necessary actions if anyone found guilty.

[ The next day you hear news of PCB banning 3-4 of its players and the day after these 3-4 players are included back in the team. And then there is another controversy and the same pattern is followed ]

Facebook changes its appearance.

Facebook, in order to keep up with the time, has announced some changes in its appearance. Facebook has claimed these changes to be  in sync with user feedback and proposed to make facebooking experience simpler and better. But the groups like “I hate NEW Facebook” have started to crop in and one such group having more than 3lakhs member have urged its members not to use Facebook this Saturday as a mark of protest.

[ The next day, membership of this group goes from 3 lakh to 30 lakh and the day after we all get used to the NEW Facebook. And then in response of protest, FB makes some more changes and the same pattern is followed]

Talks possible only if terrorism stops: PM

Prime Minister Manmohan Singh has in a strong statement issued today has dismissed any possibility of talk with Pakistan unless terrorist activities are completely stopped. “We are willing to discuss all outstanding issues (with Pakistan) provided the terror machine (there) is brought under control,” Singh said.

[ The next day, the same statement will be issued and again the day after. And after sometimes, Indian and Pakistani representatives would be doing round table conferences. And the terrorism keep flourishing ]

Hike in petrol, diesel prices.

If 12.34% inflation rate was not enough, there is some bad news for common man. The prices of diesel and petrol has been hiked by Rs.5 to mitigate the loss of Petroleum companies. The Government has said that such a decision was indispensable to reduce fiscal deficit. The left parties have called for nation-wide close in the protest

[ The next day, prices of all consumable products doubles up even if petrol/diesel prices have no significant effect on them. The day after, opposition parties protest causing more trouble to people. And then after a rise of Rs.5, the prices are reduced by 50 paisa and the drama ends, to be repeated again next month.]

 

Thats all for the news today. Read it again tomorrow for tomorrow’s news!

BREAKING NEWS: XYZ Minister caugh in a corruption Scam!

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The ‘genuine’ news!

1. Betting starts over IPL

While the Indian Premier League next season is 5 months away, the bookies are already in action. And this time, they are not bidding over who would be the champion, but which franchises would actually be playing in it. On the condition of anonymity a bookie revealed that most stakes are being put over Team Kochi, whose in and out from IPL has been more dramatic than Shoib Akhthar’s inclusion and exclusion in Pak cricket team.

2. Rajasthan and Kings XI back in IPL

And as we were talking about IPL, here is a BREAKING NEWS! The Supreme Court, in a verdict has announced to include back Rajashtan Royals and Kings XI Punjab in IPL 4. The move came when both Shilpa Shetty and Priety Zinta threatened to start acting again if there teams were not restored.

3. Demand for M-Seal touches new record

With constant leaks of 2G spectrum tapes and documents of corruption in public, the demand for M-seal is breaking all records. Likes of Barkha Dutt and Ratan Tata are using it to save their reputation from being leaked out. But according to our sources, the major chunk of demand is coming from US Secret Services for fixing the leakage happening through wikiLeaks.

4. Animal Planet behind Strike in Parliament

This is the biggest revelation in the history of News!! The “real” reason behind 15 days strike in Parliament is now being unveiled. From our sources we have come to know, its the “animal planet channel”, in order to maintain its TRP has bribed our politicians for the strike. This has been done so that animal lovers stick to their chanel and do not move towards other animal centric channels like DD Lok Sabha and Rajya Sabha where a bunch of dreadful animals runs the largest human democracy!

For now on, this is all we have for you. Thank you.

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FREAKING NEWS!

Exclusive News which you will find here only. Collected from our reliable inside sources!

1. Tees Maar Khan declared tax-free in Delhi

Christmas gift for Delhites. Akshay Kumar and Katrina Kaif starrer Tees Maar Khaa has been declared tax-free in the state of Delhi. Our sources have revealed that the announcement came after Delhi Chief minister Sheila Dikshit heard the song Sheela ki Jawani” from the same movie. She has also been reportedly seen dancing on this song. We do have the exclusive video in this regard, but keeping family audience in mind, we are not telecasting it.

2. Pamela Anderson charged for dis-proportionate assets.

In a rather shocking event, the CBI has filed a chargesheet against the the baywatch star, Pamela Anderson for having millions of dollars of assets. In a statement released exclusively to us,  CBI labelled Ms. Anderson’s assets as “disproportionate” and accused her for using “false means” to acquire them. A notice has also been issued asking Ms. Anderson to reveal all her assets publically.

3. A. Raja voted most liked politician in an sms poll

Finally, there is some good news for the former telecom minister Andimuthu Raja. In an sms poll conducted by us, he has been voted the most liked politician in the country among the mobile users. “Thank you Mr.Raja. Had you not distributed spectrum at such lower prices, we wouldn’t have got such cheap sms and call rates.” quoted one of the voters. Some experts are of the opinion that this spectrum policy has benefited over 67 crores mobile users in our country, more than any other policy in the past.

4. Rs.500 crores for Rajnikanth

He was the God of South India. And now he is the God of Punjab too. The Punjab government has decided to give Rs.500 crores to superstar Rajnikanth as a thank you token for diverting the focus of all sms jokes from sardars to him. This is not the first time that Punjab government has taken such a step. Earlier, the team of CID lead by ACP Pradyumann were also facilitated with Rs.100 crores.

That’s all for the news today. Thank you and have a nice day!

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