ARTICLES OF LOVE AGREEMENT made at college canteen this 14th day of February ,2012,BETWEEN

Mr. Phass Gya Re Bechara, residing at facebook chat and mobile texts, hereinafter referred to as “BOYFRIEND ”  of the one part.


Ms. Mil Gya Koi Kharcha karane wala, residing at shopping malls, cafes and expensive restaurant ” hereinafter called “GIRLFRIEND ” of the Other part.

WHEREAS the Boyfriend is a despo who would do anything to flaunt a girlfriend.

AND WHEREAS the said Girlfriend, whose x-boyfriend has ran out of money, is in search of a new bakra.
AND WHEREAS the Girlfriend has received the request from the said Boyfriend on facebook to accept him as contractual boyfriend which the girlfriend agreed to do with effect from 14th February, 2012 on such terms and conditions, in written agreed by the girlfriend and boyfriend.

1. To recharge the mobile of girlfriend and all her friends as and when demanded by her irrespective of the time and of the pocket money boyfriend is left with;

2. To take the said girlfriend on a date, every month, in a restaurant which is well outside his budget, on or before the first weekend of the month.

3. To pay all the coffee and the restaurant bills along with a hefty tip to the waiter.

4. To alter, renovate or change any part of his nature or habit, which, as per the requirement of the girlfriend or which she considers, is necessary for the boyfriend to change ;

5. Not to do or intend to do or even think about doing anything which may involve any part of the body of boyfriend coming into contact with any part of the body of girlfriend.

6. To like and comment on any status update of girlfriend or any photo upload or any other post by her, within 120 seconds of such a post.

7. Not to watch, think or even talk about anything which is, anyhow, remotely related to cricket except if it involves Yuvi.

8. Not to talk to, hang out with, or have any sorts of contact including visiting their profile or receiving or sending any forwarded message or whatsoever with any person which the girlfriend deems to be unfit for their relationship, irrespective of the fact whether that person is boyfriend’s best friend or any family member .

9. That the Boyfriend paying all her expenses and abiding all her conditions herein reserves the right to be the exclusive person to tolerate all her mood swings, to fulfill all her demands and to be only person whom she will wake up at 2 AM for the reason beyond the understanding of any human being.
10. That the Girlfriend and her friends, cousins, agents, servants or any other person in whatsoever way related to the girlfriend shall have full liberty to order any work to the boyfriend and the boyfriend, is no condition shall deny it.
11. The Boyfriend shall be responsible for any fights or arguments or debate or conflicts caused by whatsoever reason or without any reason, and shall be the one who will apologize to the girlfriend.
12. The Boyfriend shall, on execution of this Agreement, deposit with the girlfriend all his peace and happiness  which shall continue to remain as deposit as long as the agreement is not terminated by the girlfriend.
13. The Girlfriend confirms that she has received a diamond ring from the boyfriend as Premium for letting him being her boyfriend.
14. The Boyfriend hereby agrees to abide by all the demands and acquisition of the girlfriend, which is part and parcel of this Agreement.
15. The Boyfriend hereby agrees and confirms that the said girlfriend is his only girlfriend and the boyfriend shall not change it under any circumstances.

In witnesses whereof the BOYFRIEND and the GIRLFRIEND have put in their respective signatures to this Agreement on the date and year first above written in the presence of the following witnesses:


GIRLFRIEND                                                                                      BOYFRIEND


1. Girlfriend’s Best Friend

Jiju, You are the best!

2. Boyfriend’s Friends

Harami, zyaadi hi bandi baazi aa rhi hai!


LOVE: what does it mean?

-by Guest Blogger Isha Jain

As the month of february comes, we can feel love in the air. We usually use the word the love. But have we thought what actually LOVE is?

Just the random thought come to my mind what is LOVE actually. Is it the relationship between two opposite sex?  If yes, then what you will you the relationship between a father and his son or daughter , between a mother and her children or what you will say about the relation between the master and his pet??

The word love is a very pure word and usually associated with the divine. This word has no specific mean. It’s the words that can’t be expressed in word. the one can only feel it. the contrary is such tha simple four letter word has undefinable meaning.  The examples of the true love is relation between the god and devotee , mother and daughter, father and son, heer ranjha, sohni and mahiwal.

now a days, this pure word is being spoiled by the so-called  intellectual  people, who have reached the moon , discovered the new galaxy etc and doesn’t know the exact meaning of the word love.  I failed to understand why people just associate the love with just the relation between the a girl and a boy. It is the stereotype pattern that has being set by society and we are just following it blindly.

the true love is defined by the sense of  forgetting oneself and devote ourself to services of others ,sharing soul and body up to very extent ,reading the thoughts , feelings of other person.

this is the love. this type of relationship  can exist between the person of the same-sex too.  why the person feel disgusting thinking about the love of same-sex( GAY or LESBIAN).

Earlier in 12th- 13th century, there is the famous love which we all don’t know . It’s really the unique love story , that after reading it your brain will starting storming.  the famous ghazal writer AMIR KHUSRAU has written many poem in different languages but in each of his , he direct his love towards only one person to whom he loves like hell. the person he loves is none the other but his contemporary poet friend AMIR HASAN SANJARI. it is popularly narrated that prince MUHAMMAD of MULTAN got Hasan whipped when they defined his order to separate. as proof of their love, Khasrau showed the prince the mark of the whip on his arm, at the very spot where has whipped! their attachment is also a mystic love story as others.

Why we always consider the love between two person? There was also a very famous love story of a poet who fall in love with his CAT so deeply that he wrote a fantastic poem describing his beloved and his love towards her.

So in end I just want ask people why valentine week is being celebrated by couples? Why the people feel so scared of the society that they don’t show their love towards loved ones? Or why the other people interfere in the personal matter of others(like in case of gays or lesbians). Its their love, why we are snatching their basic right of being loved by the one whom they love??

Just think. Let yourself get out of this stereotype shackles of society, lead the future in very diplomatic way